Triple H is in the ring with Stephanie and says that it is time to show the new symbol of that future. We see the new WWE World Heavyweight Title.
Triple H introduces the new WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.
We have a photographer come into the ring for this special moment. Everyone in the ring shakes hands and then Hunter and Stephanie leave the ring for Paul to talk and Brock to stand around.
Paul begins talking by introducing himself and he says that he is the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one in twenty-one and one. Last night at SummerSlam, his client not just beat, didn’t just victimize, he conquered the title holder which affords him, Paul Heyman, the opportunity to proclaim himself as the advocate for the brand new reigning and undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, BROCK LESNAR.
Now let’s get down to business. His client has authorized him to tell a secret the Authority has not authorized to say. John Cena . . . is not here this evening.
John Cena would be here, but he cannot physically be here. That is thanks to his client, BROCK LESNAR. Brock tells Paul he loves hearing that so he says Brock’s name again. Paul says that he has been in this industry since 14 and he has never seen an ass kicking like John Cena took at the hands of Brock Lesnar.
We are talking about a top superstar. We are talking about THE top Superstar of a generation.
Rock was on top for three or three and a half years. Steve Austin was on top for four or four and a half years? There has been one constant on top over the last ten years and that man has been John Cena. You have to give credit where credit is due. Any man, after 30 seconds would have given the title to Brock Lesnar to fight another day, but not John Cena.
Paul says that he witnessed the suffering on John Cena’s face and he truly understood. We never got it before. He could never understand why so many people who love John Cena. Paul says that his children are John Cena fans, and it pisses him off. John Cean was taking this heinous and vicious beating and coming back for more. When John says ‘Never Give Up’, he means never give up. Paul says that John has earned his admiration and respect. Paul says that he would love to make John a Paul Heyman Guy if he had the time.
If you write the history of WWE before Brock Lesnar pinned John Cena, John would have gone down as the best fighting champion in WWE history.
In Brock’s world, John entered the ring a hero and walked out a martyr. Martyrdom does not equal street cred. The person with the most street cred does not win. The person who dies with the most street cred still dies . . . at the hand of the conqueror Brock Lesnar.
Just like the Undertaker’s streak died at the hands of Brock Lesnar. The Undertaker’s career died at the hands of Brock Lesnar. Hustle, Loyalty and Respect died at the hands of Brock Lesnar. The Cenation died at the hands of Brock Lesnar.
The same will happen to the next person who comes into the beast’s lair to try to beat Brock Lesnar. The person who comes into the ring is man. Brock Lesnar is not a man, he is a beast. He will lay wreckage to whoever faces him. Every Brock Lesnar match will be must see or must watch.
If you were too cheap or too stupid to pay the $9.99 for the WWE Network, his client destroyed John Cena. Paul mentions Basic Brockanomics. Eat, Sleep, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex, Repeat, Suplex
Brock lives by Eat, Sleep, Suplex, Repeat, Eat Sleep, F-5, Repeat, Eat, Sleep, Victimize, Repeat, Eat Sleep, Conquer John Cena. [credit: PWInsider.com]